Sex and DeathFor today's edition of World Cup Trivia, we'll learn an interesting factoid about the presently ongoing 2010 World Cup South Africa, and some tasty, albiet terrifying, treats about a certain Middle Eastern team's training incentives.
Let's begin with the sex. Paraguayan underwear and bikini model model Dallys Ferreira (seen at right), ever the patriot, has come up with a unique and rather rewarding incentives program for her nation's 2010 World Cup team: sex. Lots of it. Lasting all night. With everyone on the team.
Ferreira regularly mentions her nymphomania in interviews. After announcing that she would lay with her country's team if they won--and we're not sure here if she'd take them all at once, one at a time, one per day, in pairs, at gun point, etc--she said that she's a very passionate woman in bed, and that her sexual appetite takes her far beyond societal norms for sexual behavior. I say, good show.
Now a little death. Ever the opportunist, Sadam Hussein understood well the propogandic and nationalist advantages of having a succesful football side. He placed his son, Uday Hussein, in direct control of the team.
Uday quickly went to work building a thirty cell prison and iron maiden within the team's practice facitilities. Toenails were torn from players who underperformed.
When qualification for the '86 World Cup began, Uday mentioned in passing that the team's plane might explode on the way back to Iraq if they didn't make into the tournament. Luckily, the succeeded. In '94, when the they failed to breach the group phase, team members were forced to kick stone balls until all of the bones in their feet were crushed.
And yet is seems as though dirty deeds get the final laugh. Iraq won not a single game in the '86 tournament, while the 31-seeded Paraguay tied reigning world champions and 5th-ranked Italy yesterday.
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